He did it first.

[bitterguardian]

Ah. Well. Thank you Bel.

What Fantasy Archetype are you? Your Result: The Mentor   You are wise and knowledgeable due to years of experience. Your sagacity is unparalleled, and you find yourself training the hero to fulfill his or her destiny. You are the real power behind the crusade.
The Hero
The Damsel in Distress
The Prime Evil
The Hapless Extra
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Comments

[grimholdkeeper]

Seems fitting to me. You're certainly never hapless.

[bitterguardian]

I should hope I'm never the damsel in distress, either.

[grimholdkeeper]

Yes, it would be hard to find heels in your size.

[bitterguardian]

Sixteen narrow. The beard might throw people off a bit, too.

[grimholdkeeper]

The trick is to use the right color lipstick.

...we'd better stop there, hadn't we?

[bitterguardian]

Darling, I'd make an even more hideous woman than you would.

[grimholdkeeper]

Don't jinx us! The Nexus does that sort of thing.

Mentors. Right. We're very stolid and mentorly, us.

[bitterguardian]

Good god! It does, doesn't it... I've been lucky, thus far.

Well I am.

[grimholdkeeper]

I can pretend to be, when necessary.

[bitterguardian]

That I'll believe.